Bad Girl makes good lists

I've been so bad at updating my blog so here's wut up:

I'm pooped cold and my internet is so-so so sew so, I'm going to make a list between writing my mediocre leetle articles about people and my adventures. I wrote a list of my to-do's here and I'll post pictures of me doing them each time I complete one then sporadically in between I'll post weirdo out of date long reads with pictas.

Italia To-Do List:

Read in a cafe by myself and drink coffee and eat nummies like whatever, that's my life.

Get lost

Really lost

Where am I?

Learn Conversation Italian

Coffee

Coffee

Roam in Rome

Flounce about Florence

Give all your money to the Trevi Fontana

GELATO

Dancing

Attend Mass

Italian beer like it's my job (luh beer, luh it so much)

Chillax with my ladies up in this bitch (our apartment and also the sick chicks in my class)

Coffee

Buy my darlings gifts

Barter

Take Ballet classes at the studio near me and possibly help with their show! eeeeeeeee

Be serenaded through my window like a real Italian woman. Although I'll have to ignore them because thatsa what they do-a

Anything else tell me and I'll make it happen. I'll make it happen so hard. In fact, anything you post I will do and take a picture of. so. uh. begin


STUFF I DIDN'T KNOW WAS A THING BUT TOTALLY DID AND DIDN'T TAKE A PICTURE BECAUSE I DON'T CARE THAT MUCH OOPS (also i might take pictures if i do it again i just hate taking picture SO much

Rode the mini metro (little tiny public transportation roller coaster of futureistic adorable doom)

Went grocery shopping and asked for SO many things in Italian which i know none of yesss

Asked for directions in Italian! BLAHJHGJH

Ordered food in sign language (oops meant to be italian but.....brain)

Sat on a stoop and people watched

Learned that in Italy if you flirt your expenses go down significantly...or you tried to speak italian but you failed adorably......winfail?

Post stuff for me to master/accomplish and I will do those things...for you...out of the kindness of my heart.

I'm so kind

You're welcome